Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your head looks like a lion got into a hair salon and then got high.

My locs are so big they could be a new planet.

I just braided my hair and it took 10 minutes to get out of the bathroom.

My hair is so loud it has its own Instagram account.

2

Doing stuff with your hair that makes people question your sanity and your comb.

I put my hair in 100 buns and my dog ran away from me.

My hair is so bad it got a restraining order.

I tried to dye my hair and now it looks like a traffic jam.

3

When your hair is so good it makes your ex jealous and your mom cry.

My hair is so good I got a compliment from my math teacher.

I did my hair and my ex texted me 10 times.

My mom cried when I put on my weave.

4

Doing hair stuff so cool it makes your barber quit and your friends start a cult.

My hair is so cool my barber asked for a raise.

My friends started a cult called 'The Hair of God.'

I did my hair and my barber ran away screaming.

5

When your hair looks like it was made by a wizard and your enemies are scared.

My hair is so magical it can open doors.

My enemies are scared of my hair.

I used a spell on my hair and it turned into a dragon.

6

When your hair is so awesome it makes your phone jealous and your WiFi break.

My hair is so awesome my phone started texting me.

My WiFi broke because my hair was too cool.

I did my hair and my phone asked me out.