Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Symbols carved into your head like you’re a bald eagle with a bad attitude

I got my hair carved by a guy who thinks a comb is a weapon

My cousin’s hair looks like a map to a cursed treasure

My barber said my hair was a disgrace and carved a whole story into it

2

Hair art so bad it’s like your head got attacked by a crayon and a chainsaw

My hair looks like a kid’s doodle after a fight

My brother’s hair is so messed up it has its own zip code

My mom tried to do it and now my hair is screaming for help

3

The result of someone using a knife, a marker, and a middle schooler’s brain

My hair looks like a prison break happened in my scalp

My friend’s hair has more symbols than a pirate’s map

My dad tried to do it and now my hair is in trouble

4

Hair that’s been tortured into shapes by someone who hates you

My hair looks like it was burned by a hot comb and then insulted

My sister’s hair is like a war zone with no end in sight

My neighbor’s hair has more drama than my mom’s dating life

5

When your hair has more secrets than your little brother’s diary

My hair is hiding a whole life story

My friend’s hair has more lies than a politician’s speech

My cousin’s hair is so full of secrets it’s about to explode

6

A hair design so wild it could start a riot in a quiet library

My hair is so loud it woke up the librarian

My brother’s hair could make a dog bark in fear

My mom’s hair is so wild it has its own soundtrack