hairodynamics

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The stupid wind that screams in your face when you drive with the windows down and your brain is gone.
My hair is flying like a crazy person and my face feels like it's being attacked by a fan.
I opened the window and now my sandwich is flying out and my dog is screaming.
The wind is so loud I can't hear my own thoughts and my ears are bleeding.
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A girl on YouTube who talks too much about makeup and hair and thinks she's a genius.
Monica said my eyeliner is 'disaster-level' and I want to punch her.
She told me to use 10 different hairsprays and now my head is exploding.
I watched her video and now my hair looks like a raccoon's nightmare.
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A hairstyle that makes the wind feel like it’s your best friend and your enemy at the same time.
My hair is flowing like a river and I feel like I’m flying, but also dying.
I got this haircut and now the wind is laughing at me every time I drive.
My hair moves like it has a life of its own and I’m just the puppet.
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