hairocious

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when your face looks like a raccoon because of the hair growing everywhere and you’re too mad to shave

My beard is so long it’s trying to take over my face. I look like a feral man.

I didn’t shave in three days. My face is a jungle. I’m not leaving the house.

I tried to trim my mustache and now my face looks like a war zone.

when you have so much hair it feels like it’s trying to strangle you

My legs are covered in hair. It’s like I’m wearing a fuzzy sock. I can’t breathe.

I haven’t shaved my armpits in a month. They’re like hairy monsters.

My chest hair is so thick I can’t wear a shirt without it poking me.

when your hair is so bad it makes you want to scream and throw things

My hair looks like a lion’s nest. I’m not going out until I fix it.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a tornado hit my head.

I used three combs and still my hair is a mess. I’m giving up.

when you have so much hair it’s like your body is trying to turn into a bear

My arms are covered in hair. I look like a bear that’s trying to be a man.

I didn’t shave my legs in weeks. They look like they’re covered in fur.

My back hair is so thick I can’t wear a shirt without it sticking out.

when your hair is so bad it makes you look like you’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog

I looked in the mirror and my hair was a mess. It looks like I got hit by a hedgehog.

My hair is so wild it’s like a hedgehog ran through it.

I tried to style my hair and it looked like a hedgehog had a party in my head.