Hairny

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Hairny is when you're so full of lust and hair that your legs look like a squirrel's nest after a storm.
My cousin saw a goat and immediately became Hairny. I had to drag him out of the field.
She texted me, 'I can't take it anymore. I'm Hairny and I'm gonna beat you up.'
He walked into the bar and the whole place turned Hairny. It was like a fire alarm went off in a sauna.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairny is when your body is screaming for love and your legs are screaming for a comb.
He Hairnyed in front of the whole class. The teacher had to give him a time-out.
She Hairnyed so hard at the gym that the weights started to moan.
He Hairnyed in the middle of a Zoom call. His mom was watching.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairny is when you're so hairy and horny that you think your legs are going to explode.
He Hairnyed in the grocery store. The cashier asked if he needed a basket or a bandage.
She Hairnyed at the dog park. The dogs started to howl in agreement.
He Hairnyed during a movie. The theater got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairny is when your hair is so thick and your hormones are so wild that you look like a mad raccoon on a date.
He Hairnyed in the kitchen. The blender started to shake from the vibes.
She Hairnyed at the airport. The security guard asked if she was on a flight or a mission.
He Hairnyed during a meeting. The boss gave him a raise and a comb.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hairny is when your legs are so hairy and your brain is so dirty that you can't tell the difference between a pub and a palace.
He Hairnyed in the library. The books started to whisper secrets.
She Hairnyed in the mall. The escalator moved twice as fast to keep up.
He Hairnyed in the restaurant. The waiter asked if he wanted a side of love.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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