Hairnuts

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The worst kind of friend you can have on Snapchat. They post every single stupid thing they do and expect you to care.

You: Why did you post that potato chip? Them: Because it was a hairnut moment.

You: Why are you online at 2 AM? Them: Because I’m a hairnut and I can’t sleep.

You: Why did you send me this 5-minute video? Them: It’s a hairnut masterpiece.

When your nuts are so hairy it looks like a squirrel threw a party in there and forgot to leave.

My nuts look like a spiderweb. I’m a hairnut.

I took off my pants and saw a hairnut apocalypse.

My nuts are so hairy I think I’m gonna start a band called The Hairnuts.