Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hairnus is when your butt hair decides to take a dirt bath and then slithers out your butt like a greasy worm.

My hairnus smells like my gym sock collection.

He had hairnus so bad, I thought his butt was on fire.

She walked in and I could smell her hairnus from across the room.

2

Hairnus is when your butt hair gets so gross, it looks like it came out of a sewer and had a party in your butt.

My hairnus looks like it's been in a trash can for a week.

He had hairnus that made me want to cry.

Her hairnus was so bad, I thought her butt was infected.

3

Hairnus is when your butt hair becomes a monster and attacks your gooch like it's trying to take over your body.

My hairnus is a monster and it won't stop attacking me.

He had hairnus so bad, I thought he was possessed.

Her hairnus is like a zombie army taking over her butt.

4

Hairnus is when your butt hair is so bad, it makes your butt look like it's been in a trash can and had a fight with a raccoon.

My hairnus is like a raccoon threw a trash can at my butt.

He had hairnus that looked like a raccoon had a party in his butt.

Her hairnus made me think her butt was in a trash can.

5

Hairnus is when your butt hair is so bad, it's like your butt is leaking out a dirty river.

My hairnus is like a dirty river coming out of my butt.

He had hairnus that looked like a river of dirt.

Her hairnus made me think her butt was a sewage plant.

6

Hairnus is when your butt hair is so gross, it looks like it came out of a pig's butt and had a bath in a mud puddle.

My hairnus smells like a pig's butt in a mud puddle.

He had hairnus that looked like a pig's butt had a bath.

Her hairnus made me think she had a pig in her butt.