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A crazy way to say hello that only weirdos use when they see someone they know inside a toilet.
Hairnt! I just flushed my lunch.
Hairnt! I’m stuck in here with a spider.
Hairnt! I think I peed on your shoe.
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A stupid way to greet someone that only people who think they’re cool use when they’re in the bathroom.
Hairnt! I just washed my hands in your soap.
Hairnt! I’m using your toilet paper.
Hairnt! I think you left your pants on the floor.
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A dumb way to say hello that only people who take bathroom breaks too seriously use.
Hairnt! I just saw your face in the mirror.
Hairnt! I’m here to take a dump.
Hairnt! I just peed on your foot.
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A ridiculous way to greet someone that only people who think they're the king of the bathroom use.
Hairnt! I’m the king of this toilet.
Hairnt! I just threw my lunch in the trash.
Hairnt! I'm here to conquer the bathroom.
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A wild way to greet someone that only people who think they're the best at using the bathroom use.
Hairnt! I just used your toilet.
Hairnt! I think I’m the best at taking breaks.
Hairnt! I just saw your face on the mirror.