hairmonster

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a white lady from the 80s who used so much hairspray her head looked like a cursed cake and her hair was a foot long

My aunt is a hairmonster. She used to spray so much hairspray I thought she was trying to explode her head.

That lady at the mall looked like a hairmonster. Her hair was taller than my brother.

My mom said my cousin is a hairmonster. Her hair looks like it came out of a can of hairspray and a haunted closet.

a lady who tried to make her hair stand up by using enough hairspray to make her bald and then some

My grandma is a hairmonster. She used so much hairspray her hair looked like it was trying to run away.

That girl in my class is a hairmonster. She uses hairspray like it’s her job.

My neighbor is a hairmonster. Her hair is so big it looks like it’s going to fall on me.

a lady who used so much hairspray she made her hair look like a giant pile of trash and her head was a volcano

My cousin is a hairmonster. Her hair is so tall it looks like it’s about to blow up.

That lady at the grocery store is a hairmonster. Her hair looks like it’s made of trash.

My mom said my uncle is a hairmonster. His hair is so big it looks like it’s going to fall on the whole block.