hairmonica

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A fancy word for someone's junk when you're giving them a face full of action.

'I was just tryin' to make it better, and now my hairmonica is on fire!'

'He had a hairmonica so big, I thought he was gonna break the table.'

'She said, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ hairmonica,' but I still took it.'

When your facial hair gets stuck in a harmonica and you’re screaming like you’re getting stabbed.

'My mustache got caught in the harmonica, and now I sound like a dying raccoon.'

'He was playin’ his harmonica so hard, his hairmonica got pulled out.'

'I told her not to play the harmonica, but she said, 'This is a hairmonica battle!'

When you go down on someone or they go down on you and it’s the best thing ever.

'I was just doin’ my hairmonica duties and now I’m on cloud nine.'

'She said, 'I love your hairmonica,' and I said, 'I love you back.'

'He was so good at the hairmonica, I think I might have fainted.'