HairMetalAddict

A smug, arrogant, tiny human who thinks he's the king of Last FM and probably sniffs bmxgamer's hair. He has the musical taste of a dying goldfish and laughs at his own jokes like they're the best punchline ever. Kurt Cobain once gave him a wedgie in a public pool.

A human who thinks he’s the most important person on the internet. He yells at people for liking MySpace and cries if someone says Christianity is okay. He wears so much hair spray he looks like a disco ball that got hit by a farts.

A guy who thinks he’s cooler than everyone else and probably has a crush on bmxgamer. He thinks cock rock is the best thing since sliced bread and gets mad if someone says Christianity isn’t the worst religion. Also, he once cried when someone said he had bad taste in music.

A tiny, loud, self-centered human who thinks he knows everything about music and probably thinks he's in a band. He yells at people for liking MySpace and cries when someone says industrial music is cool. Also, he wears so much hair spray he looks like a confused disco ball.