hairmet

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A stupid helmet that sits on your head like a goofy hat to keep your stupid hair from getting messed up.

My hairmet is so big it looks like a bowl of soup on my head.

I wore my hairmet to school and got called a walking cereal box.

My brother’s hairmet is so big it almost fell off the bus.

A helmet with so much space inside it might as well be a pillow for your head and your hair.

I wore my hairmet to the gym and it looked like I had a hat on my head.

My hairmet is so big it’s like a hat for a giant.

My friend’s hairmet is so big it could hold a whole family.

A head full of hair so thick and wild it looks like it was grown by a mad scientist.

My hairmet looks like a wild animal escaped my head.

I got my hairmet done and now it looks like I got hit by a hair tornado.

My brother’s hairmet looks like it was combed by a dragon.

Putting so much hair goo on your head it looks like you’re wearing a fried chicken bucket.

I used so much hair product my head looked like a fried chicken dinner.

My hairmet looks like a fried chicken bucket exploded on my head.

I put so much goo on my hair it looked like I had a fried chicken bucket on my head.