hairlobe

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A guy with a bald head and a brain injury from too much gaming. Yells like a lunatic when something cool happens.
My hairlobe just screamed when he beat the final boss on easy mode.
He’s so bald I can see his brain trying to process the game.
He yelled ‘I’M NOT DONE YET’ when he lost the match.
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A person who shaves their head and has a face like a confused potato. Gets overly excited about video games.
That hairlobe just jumped up and down like a kangaroo when he got a rare item.
He looked like a confused potato after losing to a kid.
He screamed ‘I’M THE CHAMPION’ when he beat me.
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A bald guy with a brain damaged from too much gaming. Shouts like he’s dying when he wins.
My hairlobe just shouted ‘I’M INVINCIBLE’ after beating me 3 times.
He’s so bald I can see his brain wiggling.
He screamed so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall.
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