Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who roasts your hairline until it looks like it's been through a war

'Your hairline is like a broken fence.'

'You look like a bald eagle that lost a fight.'

'Your hairline is so bad, I think it’s hiding from you.'

2

Someone who makes your hairline the punchline of every joke they tell

'Why did your hairline leave? It couldn’t take the stress no more.'

'Your hairline is so thin, it’s like a whisper trying to be loud.'

'Your hairline is like a sidewalk with no people.'

3

The worst kind of bully who uses your hairline as a weapon

'Your hairline is the weakest link in your whole face.'

'Your hairline looks like it’s been stepped on by a cow.'

'Your hairline is so bad, it’s trying to be a joke on its own.'

4

A person who laughs at your hairline like it’s the saddest thing they’ve ever seen

'Your hairline is like a sad little stick figure.'

'Your hairline is so bad, it’s like it’s crying for help.'

'Your hairline is the reason I’m laughing at you.'

5

Someone who turns your hairline into the main event of every conversation

'Your hairline is the highlight of this conversation.'

'Your hairline is like the main act at a circus.'

'Your hairline is the reason I’m still talking to you.'

6

The kind of person who roasts your hairline so hard, it might start a trend

'Your hairline is so bad, it’s inspiring a whole new generation of baldness.'

'Your hairline is like a fashion statement gone wrong.'

'Your hairline is so bad, it’s trying to be a meme.'