Hairline fracture

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When a girl shaves her pussy so bad it looks like a map of the moon with a tiny patch of hair on one side.
She shaved so high I could see her hip bones.
Her pussy looked like it had a road built through it.
She had a little strip of hair like a highway through a desert.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A tiny crack in a woman’s private area caused by a razor that doesn’t know what it’s doing.
She tried to go full Brazilian and ended up with a hairline fracture.
Her razor was like a drunk man trying to draw a straight line.
It looked like a tiny crack in a pie with a little piece of crust still attached.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s lower half gets a tiny cut from shaving, like a baby’s first scribble.
She had a little hair sticking up like a tiny flag from a war zone.
It looked like a little road with a single hair in the middle.
Her private area had a tiny line like a baby drew with a crayon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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