Hairline Diabetic

Your cousin’s ass is glowing like a disco ball and his toes are numb from sugar.

She looked like she just walked out of a candy factory and forgot to put on socks.

His face was so shiny, I could see my reflection in it, and his feet were on fire from diabetes.

That guy’s butt was so shiny, I thought he was wearing a mirror.

Her face looked like it was dipped in syrup, and her feet were feeling the burn.

He had a butt that could blind you and toes that were screaming for help.

His butt was so smooth, I could see my face in it.

She looked like a giant lollipop with a foot problem.

He had a face that was sweet and a foot that was sour.