Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

something Jojo Siwa is too basic to have

'Jojo Siwa has no hairline, and it's kinda sad.'

'If Jojo Siwa had a hairline, she'd be perfect.'

'Hairline? That's a luxury Jojo Siwa can't afford.'

2

the thing on your forehead that you wish wasn't there

'My hairline is so bad, I look like a bald eagle.'

'I don't have a hairline, I have a forehead.'

'My hairline is like a broken sidewalk.'

3

something you don't have, and you're never going to have

'No hairline? That's just sad.'

'You don't have a hairline, you're just a mess.'

'You're never getting a hairline, ever.'

4

the line where your hair starts, and people are too dumb to leave you alone about it

'Why do you pick on my hairline? It's not my fault.'

'People talk about my hairline like it's a big deal.'

'I don't care about my hairline, but you do.'

5

when your hairline looks like a right angle and you're too dumb to fix it

'My hairline is a right angle, and I don't know why.'

'You can't fix a hairline if you're too lazy to try.'

'My hairline is like a broken ruler.'

6

something Jojo Siwa can't own and she knows it

'Jojo Siwa doesn't have a hairline, and she knows it.'

'Jojo Siwa is sad because she doesn't have a hairline.'

'Jojo Siwa's hairline is a myth.'

7

something you don't have, and you're never going to get it

'I don't have a hairline, and I'm never getting one.'

'You don't have a hairline, and you never will.'

'No hairline? That's just your life.'