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Hairlets are weak, balding guys in their 20s who think science is a magic spell to hide their bad genes. They act like they're saving the world instead of just letting their hair fall out.
'I'm not bald, I'm just a genius in the making.', Jake, 24, after losing his third hair strand.
'High testosterone is the reason I'm bald, not my bad choices.', Mike, 28, still wearing a beanie.
'My hair is just on a short break.', Alex, 23, with a single hair on his head.