hairless wonder

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a guy who looks like he got a lion shaved off his crotch and then stepped on a banana peel

I tried to picture his face when he saw his reflection in the mirror after the haircut.

He looked like a bald eagle with a bad case of athlete's foot.

He said it was a fashion choice. It wasn’t.

a man who has more skin than hair down there and probably more regrets

He looked like he had been pecked by a chicken and then left in the sun.

His friends said it was a tribute to his ex who hated his hair.

He tried to grow it back. It didn’t work.

a guy who went from manly to manly-less in one bad decision

He looked like a baby goat who lost a bet.

His date asked if he was a member of a hairless cult.

He said it was for the sake of the planet. It wasn’t.