hairless rat

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A naked little rodent who hasn't sprouted fur or brain cells yet
My cousin is a hairless rat. He still wears socks to bed.
She called my dad a hairless rat because he forgot to shave.
That kid is a hairless rat. He thinks pizza is a type of vegetable.
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A rat with no hair and no sense, but somehow still attractive
He’s a hairless rat. He argues with the TV and wins.
My teacher says I’m a hairless rat. I still got an A.
That guy is a hairless rat. He wears a hat to hide his baldness and still looks cool.
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