Hairless Clam

My cousin’s a hairless clam, and I swear it’s the only thing keeping her from getting a tattoo on her privates.

He called her a hairless clam in the middle of a group chat. She blocked him and his entire family.

My girlfriend shaved her snatch so clean, it looked like she was born without it.

He said she was a hairless clam, and I said he was just jealous he didn’t get waxed on his birthday.

At the gym, the guy next to me looked at her and said, 'That’s a hairless clam if I’ve ever seen one.'

She walked into the club and everyone turned around. She was a hairless clam with a attitude.

My sister told me my neighbor’s a hairless clam. I said, 'That’s the nicest thing she’s ever heard.'

He said she was a hairless clam, and she replied, 'I’m a hairless clam and I’m not sorry.'

At the party, someone yelled, 'Look at that hairless clam!' and everyone laughed so hard, the DJ had to pause the music.