hairless chimpanzee

My cousin’s uncle is a hairless chimpanzee. He got kicked out of the zoo for throwing a banana at a cop.

That guy at the bar is a hairless chimpanzee. He tried to fight a man with a chicken.

My teacher called me a hairless chimpanzee because I didn’t do my homework.

My neighbor’s dad is a hairless chimpanzee. He got burned by a flaming hot dog at the fair.

My mom called my brother a hairless chimpanzee because he forgot to shave.

The guy in the DMs said I was a hairless chimpanzee because I had a bad hair day.

My cousin is a hairless chimpanzee. He got kicked in the face by a man who didn’t like his shoes.

My friend’s mom said I was a hairless chimpanzee because I didn’t wear a hat.

My teacher said I looked like a hairless chimpanzee because I forgot to brush my hair.