HAIRLESS CAT

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When a girl is completely bald down there and gets shaved so smooth you could slide a pizza down her legs.

My cousin is a hairless cat. I once tried to slide a pizza down her legs and it worked.

My ex is a hairless cat. I couldn’t even find a single hair on her legs.

My sister’s a hairless cat. She’s so smooth, I once fell into her legs.

A cat so bald it looks like a sad prune with bat ears. It eats like a pig and poops like a king. Great for Halloween, but terrible for your kitchen.

My neighbor’s hairless cat ate my entire sandwich and pooped it on my floor.

That hairless cat is like a Halloween ghost that also poops.

I adopted a hairless cat. Now my house smells like a pig farm.

Landon. A guy who’s so bald, he looks like a hairless cat. Also a bad influence.

Landon is a hairless cat. He’s got no hair and no brains.

My friend Landon is like a hairless cat. He’s bald and always making bad decisions.

Landon is the hairless cat of our class. He’s got zero hair and zero ideas.

When cats lose all their hair, you eat them, and then you fry ten of them for being so bald.

I ate a hairless cat. Then I fried ten more because they were so bald.

My brother ate a hairless cat. He fried ten more for being so smooth.

That hairless cat was so bald, I ate it and then fried ten others for being so smooth.