Hairless canine

My dog is a hairless canine. He’s so bald, I can see his thoughts.

That dog is a hairless canine. It’s like someone took a razor to its face.

My neighbor’s dog is a hairless canine. It’s like a smoothie made of dog and sadness.

This dog is a hairless canine. It’s like it tried to eat a bar of soap and lost the bet.

My dog is a hairless canine. It’s got the skin of a baby and the soul of a sad man.

That dog is a hairless canine. I swear it’s been living in a laundry room.

My dog is a hairless canine. It’s like it got sucked into a vacuum and came out the other side.

That dog is a hairless canine. It’s got no hair and no hope.

This dog is a hairless canine. It’s like a dog that forgot it was a dog.