Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Chewing hair while you punch someone like it’s your last meal.

I bit my own hair during the fight. It tasted like regret and bad decisions.

He was eating hair like it was a taco. I didn’t know what to do.

She chewed my hair while I was trying to beat her. I lost focus and got kicked.

2

When you’re too lazy to fight and just start crunching hair like it’s a snack.

I was too tired to hit him. So I just started nibbling my own hair. It was a disaster.

She took a bite of my hair like it was a potato chip. I was confused.

He bit my hair while I was talking. I didn’t know what to say.

3

Fighting and eating hair at the same time, like you’re a monster with a bad diet.

I was fighting and chewing hair. I looked like a rabid raccoon.

She bit my hair while we were wrestling. I couldn’t tell if it was a move or a snack.

He was fighting and crunching hair like it was a side dish. I didn’t know what to do.

4

When you’re so mad you start eating hair like it’s your enemy.

I was so mad I bit my own hair. It tasted like anger and frustration.

He was so angry he chewed my hair like it was a sandwich. I was shocked.

She bit my hair like it was the last thing on Earth. I had no idea what to do.

5

A fight that turns into a hair-eating contest. No one wins.

We were fighting and then we started eating hair. It was a tie.

He bit my hair and I bit his. We both lost.

We were both eating hair like it was a competition. No one cared who won.

6

When you fight and eat hair so much, your face looks like a hair sandwich.

I fought and ate so much hair, my face looked like a hair sandwich. It was gross.

She was eating hair like it was a pizza. I had no idea what was going on.

He was chewing hair while fighting. His face looked like a mess.