hairkini

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A bald chest that looks like a bra with straps, but way more embarrassing.

My guy tried to show off his hairkini at the gym. The girls laughed so hard they cried.

He shaved his chest so hard, it looked like a bra. But it was also a warning to everyone.

His hairkini was so bad, the barista asked if he was trying to start a trend.

A hairy cooter that looks like a bikini bottom. But made of fur and full of attitude.

Her hairkini was so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.

He said it was a hairkini. She said it was a punishment from the gods.

That woman's hairkini was so thick, it could block a bullet.

A hairy box that protects your junk from being touched. Like a bodyguard made of fur.

His hairkini was so strong, it stopped my hand mid-reach.

That guy’s hairkini was like a fortress. You couldn’t even get near him.

I tried to touch his junk, but his hairkini said no.

Old-school lady hair that looks like it came straight from a 70s porn set. And it’s not shy.

Her hairkini was so wild, it looked like it had a life of its own.

He said he saw it in a 70s porn. She said it was a curse from the 70s.

That woman’s hairkini was so big, it could double as a curtain.