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When a guy is so hairy, being naked is like wearing a fur coat and a hat, but still getting yelled at by his mom.
My cousin took off his shirt and looked like a wild animal escaped from a zoo.
He walked into the shower and the showerhead was like, 'Oh no, not again.'
He tried to hide his hairiness under a blanket, but it just looked like a monster sleeping in bed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so hairy, you think he’s been living in a bush for 20 years and still got a job.
He took off his pants and looked like a bear had moved into his pants.
He tried to do yoga and it looked like a forest was growing inside him.
His dad said, 'Son, you're not hiding your hair, you're hiding your identity.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man is so hairy, you could use him as a rug and still get a full-body massage.
He came out of the shower and looked like a Christmas tree, but with body hair.
He tried to sit down, and the chair was like, 'I'm not ready for this.'
His girlfriend said, 'You're not a man, you're a hairy legend.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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