Hairjacker

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That one rogue pubic hair that decides it’s gonna take over the soap bar like it’s the goddamn king of the bathroom.

The soap bar was fine until that hair showed up like it was the main event.

I scrubbed my back and it still had the nerve to stick around.

It’s not a hair. It’s a full-blown takeover.

A single pubic hair that’s got the guts to ride the soap like it’s a limo and the soap is the president.

That hair ain’t just on the soap. It’s in charge.

I thought I was washing my back. Turns out I was doing a hair’s job.

It’s not a hair. It’s a VIP.

A pubic hair that’s so confident, it doesn’t just ride the soap, it commands it.

That hair doesn’t just hang out on the soap. It boss the soap.

I took a shower and got side-eyed by a hair.

It’s not a hair. It’s a general.