hairitated

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Your hair is so messed up it looks like it got in a fight with a cat and lost. No matter how much you try, it won’t calm down.

My hair looks like a tornado threw a pillow at it and it screamed at me.

I tried combing it, now it’s like it’s mocking me.

I looked in the mirror and my hair said, 'You ain’t getting outta here easy.'

Your hair is so knotted and crusted it’s like it’s been dead for weeks. You try to fix it, but it just laughs in your face.

My hair is like a zombie, and it won’t stop haunting me.

I tried to brush it, and it felt like it was getting revenge.

It’s not hair anymore. It’s a curse.

Your hair is so wild and full of knots it’s like it’s trying to take over your head. You try to tame it, but it won’t listen.

My hair is like a rebellious teenager, and it won’t stop giving me attitude.

I tried to fix it, and now it’s like it’s got a grudge against me.

I looked in the mirror and my hair was like, 'You don’t know me yet.'

Your hair is so cruddy and knotty it’s like it’s been sitting in a trash can for days. You try to smooth it, but it just won’t behave.

My hair is like a dirty sock, and it won’t stop stinking me out.

I tried to flatten it, and now it looks like it got hit by a brick.

My hair is so messed up it’s like it’s been through a war.

Your hair is so frizzy and full of knots it looks like it was dragged through a fence. You try to make it nice, but it just won’t stop being a pain.

My hair looks like it went through a blender and came out mad.

I tried to fix it, and now it’s like it’s got a vendetta against me.

It’s not hair. It’s a prison.