Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fancy word for your head of hair and the genes you got from your family.

My hair is a disaster, but my hairitage is legendary.

I got my mom's curls and my dad's baldness. It's a hairitage of pain.

My hair is so bad, it's a family tradition.

2

The genes from your family that make your hair look like it was thrown in a blender.

My hair is a mess, but it's my hairitage. I accept it.

My sister's hair is straight. Mine is a hurricane. Different hairitage.

I blame my hairitage for my bad dating life.

3

What your family passes down through genes, and it's usually a curse.

My hair is a curse. It's my hairitage.

My hair is the worst. Thanks, family.

I got my hair from my grandma. It's a hairitage of chaos.

4

The genes your family gives you, and it's usually something you hate.

I hate my hair. It's my hairitage. I don't want it.

My hair is like a bad relationship. It's my hairitage.

My hair is so bad, it's a family trait. I'm cursed.

5

The fancy name for your genes and the way your hair looks, usually because your family is trash.

My hair is trash. It's my hairitage. My family is trash.

I got my hair from my dad. He's a bald, trashy man.

My hair is the worst. My hairitage is the worst.

6

The genes from your family that make your hair look like it's been through a war.

My hair is like it's been through a war. That's my hairitage.

My hair is a battlefield. It's my hairitage.

My hair is so messed up, it looks like a war zone. Thanks, family.