hairicide

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when a barber cuts your hair so bad it looks like a bomb went off in your head

My barber gave me a hairicide. Now I look like a confused raccoon.

I walked in looking cool. I walked out looking like I had a hairicide.

My mom said I looked like a hairicide. I said she was a hairicide too.

getting a haircut so bad it feels like your head was attacked by a chainsaw

My barber did a hairicide. I now have a headache and a bad hair day.

I got a hairicide. My friends think I’m trying to be a villain.

I asked for a trim. I got a hairicide. My dad laughed and said I looked like a hairicide.

when your barber gives you a haircut so bad it looks like your head got stepped on by a donkey

My barber gave me a hairicide. I now look like I was stepped on by a donkey.

I went for a haircut. I came out with a hairicide. My dog ran away.

My barber did a hairicide. I looked like I was stepped on by a donkey. My mom said I looked like a hairicide.

a haircut so bad it makes your head look like it was hit by a brick

My barber gave me a hairicide. My head looks like it was hit by a brick.

I got a hairicide. My friends said I looked like I had been hit by a brick.

I asked for a haircut. I got a hairicide. Now my head looks like it was hit by a brick.

when you leave the barber’s chair looking like you were tortured by a barber with a grudge

I got a hairicide. I looked like I was tortured by a barber with a grudge.

My barber gave me a hairicide. I now look like I was tortured by a barber with a grudge.

I got a hairicide. My friend said I looked like I was tortured by a barber with a grudge.

when your barber gives you a haircut so bad you wish you had a bald head

My barber gave me a hairicide. Now I wish I was bald.

I got a hairicide. I now look like I should be bald.

I asked for a haircut. I got a hairicide. Now I wish I was bald.