Hairhoop

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A ring of hair circling your butt crack like a cursed crown

My hairhoop is so thick it looks like a raccoon made a nest in my butt.

I tried to shave it and now my butt looks like a war zone.

My hairhoop is so big it’s starting to think it’s a crown.

That fuzzy circle of hair that looks like it belongs to a monkey who lives in your butt

My hairhoop is so wild it has its own Instagram page.

I wear a thong and my hairhoop is the only thing keeping me from crying.

My hairhoop is so long it’s starting to braid itself.

A hairy donut around your butt crack that nobody asked for

My hairhoop is so bad I’ve started wearing a fanny pack to hide it.

I tried to trim it and now it looks like a hedgehog exploded in my butt.

My hairhoop is so big it’s got its own seat in my pants.

The fuzzy ring of hair that makes your butt look like it has a mustache

My hairhoop is so thick I can use it to wipe my ass.

I tried to pluck it and now my butt looks like it’s been attacked by bees.

My hairhoop is so wild it’s got its own personality.

The hairy circle around your butt crack that makes you look like a cave man

My hairhoop is so long I can use it as a lasso.

I tried to cut it and now it looks like my butt is on fire.

My hairhoop is so thick it’s starting to think it’s a beard.

A ring of hair so big it should get its own passport

My hairhoop is so big it’s getting its own driver’s license.

I tried to style it and now my butt looks like a Renaissance painting.

My hairhoop is so long it’s starting to ask questions.