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The dumbest dog ever. She thinks she’s fancy but just eats like a pig and drools on everything. Her real name is Lucy, but she’ll never be your best friend.

I adopted this dog and now I live in a puddle of slobber.

Lucy thinks she’s a princess but just chews my shoes like they’re her仇人.

This dog is the reason I can’t wear white anymore.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A dog who loves food more than you. She’ll steal your snacks and probably your soul. Her name is Lucy, but she’s not your best friend, she’s your worst enemy.

This dog eats my breakfast and then stares at me like I owe her money.

Lucy’s got a personality, but it’s mostly made of snacks and slobber.

She’s not a dog. She’s a tax on my happiness.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The ugliest dog you’ll ever meet. She looks like she rolled in a mud puddle and then cried in a trash can. Her name is Lucy, and she’s a waste of oxygen.

Lucy looks like she was born in a dumpster and never left.

I don’t know why I adopted her. She’s a disaster in a fur coat.

This dog is so ugly, I think she’s trying to scare me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago