Hairgician

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A hairgician is someone who turns a mess into a masterpiece with nothing but a comb and a lot of swearing

My barber is a hairgician. He turned my bald spot into a crown. Literally.

My sister is a hairgician. She turned my hair into a traffic jam.

My dad is a hairgician. He took a rat’s nest and made it look like a movie star.

A hairgician is a person who makes your hair look good even when they’re drunk and you’re crying

My hairgician cousin did my hair at 2 a. m. after a bar fight. It looked like a superhero’s hair.

My hairgician friend did my hair in the middle of a breakup. It looked like it had a life of its own.

My hairgician mom did my hair after I failed my math test. It looked like it had passed the test.

A hairgician is someone who can make your hair look good even when you look like a raccoon

My hairgician brother made my hair look good after I ate a whole pie for breakfast. It looked like a rock star.

My hairgician aunt made my hair look good after I got hit by a truck. It looked like it had survived the crash.

My hairgician friend made my hair look good after I cried for three hours. It looked like it had a smile.

A hairgician is a person who makes your hair look good even when they’re using a pencil and you’re using a napkin

My hairgician brother used a pencil to make my hair look like a model’s. I used a napkin to wipe my face.

My hairgician cousin used a pencil to make my hair look like a celebrity’s. I used a napkin to hide my embarrassment.

My hairgician friend used a pencil to make my hair look good. I used a napkin to save my dignity.

A hairgician is a person who can make your hair look good even when they’re using a toothbrush and you’re using a mop

My hairgician sister used a toothbrush to make my hair look like a movie star’s. I used a mop to clean up my mess.

My hairgician brother used a toothbrush to make my hair look good. I used a mop to wipe my tears.

My hairgician friend used a toothbrush to make my hair look like a rock star’s. I used a mop to clean up the chaos.

A hairgician is someone who takes a pile of hair and turns it into something that looks like it was made by a god

My hairgician mom took my hair and turned it into a masterpiece. It looked like it was made by a god.

My hairgician brother took my hair and turned it into a miracle. It looked like it had been blessed by a saint.

My hairgician friend took my hair and turned it into something legendary. It looked like it had been touched by the heavens.