Hairgang

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A hairgang is a girl who looks like she hasn’t washed her hair since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Her hair is sticky, dyed in weird colors, and smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin is a hairgang. She dyed her hair neon green and now it looks like a radioactive slug.
That girl at school is a hairgang. Her hair is so greasy it looks like she used motor oil as a hair serum.
My mom called me a hairgang because I forgot to brush my hair for a week and ate a whole bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairgang is a girl who thinks her hair is a political statement. She yells at people for no reason and wears mismatched socks like it’s a fashion choice.
My neighbor is a hairgang. She screamed at the mailman because he didn’t say good morning.
That hairgang in my class told the teacher she was a bad person just because she wore a blue shirt.
My sister is a hairgang. She got in a fight with her friend over who had the better hair dye.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairgang is a girl who looks like she rolled in a trash can and then tried to dye her hair with ketchup. She smells like a gym sock and doesn’t care who knows it.
My hairgang friend smells like she took a bath in a sock and a cheeseburger.
That girl is a hairgang. She dyed her hair pink and now it looks like a melted crayon.
My teacher called me a hairgang because I forgot to wash my hair and my shirt had spaghetti sauce on it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairgang is a girl who thinks she’s cool because her hair looks like it was glued to a raccoon. She’s always arguing and smells like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for five years.
That hairgang in my class yelled at the principal because he didn’t smile at her.
My friend is a hairgang. She dyed her hair black and now it looks like a raccoon took a nap in it.
My brother said I was a hairgang because I didn’t brush my hair and I smelled like old pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairgang is a girl who looks like she tried to be a rock star but used glitter and motor oil instead of makeup. She’s always talking about politics and smells like a gym sock.
My hairgang cousin dyed her hair purple and now it looks like a glitter explosion happened in her hair.
That girl is a hairgang. She smells like a sock and she thinks she’s the president of the world.
My hairgang friend told me I was a bad person because I didn’t wash my hair and I ate a whole bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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