Hairfetti

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When your hair decides to take a dump everywhere you go and it looks like a carpet of dead strands.

My shower looked like a murder scene after I washed my hair.

I walked into work and my boss asked if I had a meltdown in the hallway.

My dog ran away from me because my hair was everywhere.

Your hair is falling out so much it’s like it’s doing a victory dance and leaving shreds in its wake.

I tried to sit down and my chair was covered in hair like a spiderweb.

My pillow looked like a hair battlefield after I slept.

My friend stared at me and said, ‘You’re like a hair tornado.’

Your hair is dying and it’s giving you a free ride everywhere you go like it’s your best friend.

My car smelled like a hair funeral after I drove to school.

I ate a sandwich and found hair in it like it was a prank.

My mom yelled at me because my hair was in the soup.

Your hair is falling out so much it’s like it’s giving you a free shower of dead strands.

I brushed my hair and it looked like a snowstorm of hair.

I walked into the kitchen and my dad said, ‘You brought the hair storm with you.’

My phone was covered in hair like it had a hair infection.

Your hair is leaving a trail of dead strands everywhere you walk like it’s a dog with a bad attitude.

I walked into class and my teacher said, ‘You look like you lost a war.’

My socks were covered in hair like it was a hair party.

I sat down and my chair had hair in it like it was a hair trap.

Your hair is falling out like it’s trying to escape and it’s leaving a trail of dead strands everywhere.

My bed looked like a hair graveyard after I slept.

I ate my cereal and found hair in it like it was a prank.

My dog ran away because my hair was everywhere like a hair monster.