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When your hair decided to betray you and God at the same time
My hair looked like it got run over by a truck and cursed me
My hair is so bad it made my mom cry
My hair is like a crime scene and I’m the only witness
hairesy
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When your hair is so bad it should be in jail
My hair is guilty of multiple crimes against style
My hair is like a bad guy who won’t stop robbing my confidence
My hair is the reason my mirror is so sad
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When your hair is so ugly it’s like it’s been fighting with God
My hair is in a war with God and it’s losing
My hair looks like it got into a fistfight with a comb
My hair is so bad it’s making my mom pray for me
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When your hair is so bad it’s like it’s been excommunicated from heaven
My hair is so bad it’s been kicked out of heaven
My hair is like it got a life sentence in hair hell
My hair is so bad it’s making my mom lose faith
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When your hair is so bad it thinks it’s the boss of God
My hair is so bad it thinks it can tell God what to do
My hair is like it’s been promoted to heaven’s number one problem
My hair is so bad it’s giving God a headache
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When your hair is so bad it’s like it’s been cursed by God himself
My hair looks like it got cursed by God and now it’s messing with my life
My hair is so bad it’s like God took a shot at it
My hair is cursed and it’s dragging me down with it