Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

thinking someone is a total failure just because of their stupid hair

I saw that guy with the afro and knew he was a lost cause.

My cousin got a mohawk and I told her she’d never find a job.

That guy has a beard and a mullet, he’s obviously a fraud.

2

when your brain short-circuits because of someone’s hair

My boss has a bald spot and I can’t focus on work.

That girl dyed her hair purple and I had to leave the room.

My friend’s hair looks like a raccoon got into a paint can.

3

looking at someone’s hair and instantly thinking they’re a disaster

That guy has a comb-over and I already know he’s a con man.

My neighbor’s hair looks like it was attacked by a hedge clipper.

That girl’s hair is wilder than my ex’s temper.

4

when you see someone’s hair and know they’re doomed to fail in life

That kid has a neon pink hairdo, he’s never going to get into college.

My teacher has a perm and I know she’s going to fail us all.

That guy’s hair is so bad, it’s like it’s trying to kill him.

5

when you see someone’s hair and you know they’re going to ruin your day

That guy has a beard and a mohawk, he’s going to make me late for work.

My friend’s hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane.

That girl’s hair is so bad, it’s giving me a migraine.

6

when you see someone’s hair and you’re like ‘this person is a mess’

That guy has a fade and a tattoo, he’s definitely a mess.

My neighbor’s hair looks like it was glued on with duct tape.

That girl’s hair is wilder than my dog’s fur.