Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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So good looking it makes your face feel like it just got hit by a brick

My crush is so hairem I think he could make the moon blush

I saw him in the hallway and now my brain is on fire

He walks in and I forget how to breathe like it's a basic skill

2

So hot it makes your skin want to quit its job

That boy is hairem enough to make my dog jealous

He looks at me and my heart does a backflip

He’s so hairem I think I’m gonna start a cult just for him

3

So good looking it makes your brain short circuit

I texted my friend and said he’s hairem and now my phone is on fire

He walks into class and my brain instantly explodes

He looks at me and I forget how to speak like it’s a basic skill

4

So handsome it makes your face feel like it just got rejected by the entire universe

He’s hairem enough to make my dog start a riot

He looks at me and I feel like I just failed a test

He walks in and my brain is now a taco

5

So good looking it makes your face feel like it just got yelled at by a teacher

He’s hairem enough to make my dog pass out

He walks in and my brain starts doing the cha-cha

He looks at me and I forget how to think like it’s a basic skill