haireditary

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The weird stuff about your hair like color, how much there is, and how it feels that your ancestors gave you and you can't get rid of.

My grandma’s hair was like a wild jungle, and now I have to deal with it.

My cousin has hair like a mop, and I have to live with it too.

My dad’s hair was so thin, now mine looks like a desert.

The way your hair came from your family, and it’s stuck with you like a bad smell.

I got my mom’s curly hair, and it’s a pain in the ass every morning.

My brother has the same bald spot my grandpa had, and it’s haunting me.

My hair is so thick, it looks like a cow chewed on it.

What your ancestors gave you for your hair, and you have to live with it, no matter how bad it is.

I got my uncle’s dandruff, and it’s a daily battle.

My hair is so frizzy, it looks like it was hit by a lightning bolt.

My mom’s hair was straight, mine is all over the place, like a raccoon stole it.

The hair traits you get from your family, and you can’t escape them, no matter how hard you try.

I got my dad’s baldness, and it’s coming early.

My hair is so greasy, it looks like I live in a sewer.

My sister’s hair is like a hurricane, and mine is the aftermath.

The hair you get from your family, and it’s like a curse you can’t shake.

I got my grandma’s gray hair, and I’m only 15.

My hair is so thin, it looks like I got a bad haircut from a kid with a pencil.

My uncle’s hair is like a mop, and mine is the mop.