Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something that grows hair like a fuzzy blanket, but it's not a blanket and it's not cool.

My toast looked like it had a hair problem.

My soup had more hair than my ex.

I ate a burrito that was hairier than my uncle's legs.

2

A guy who hasn't been touched in so long, his snatch looks like a forest.

My cousin's snatch was so hairy, it had its own zip code.

That guy's snatch looked like a raccoon had moved in.

My aunt's snatch was so hairy, it had a beard.

3

A mess of hair that looks like someone tried to fight a beehive with a comb.

His hair looked like a beehive exploded in a hurricane.

Her coif was so messed up, it had its own gravity.

His hair was like a raccoon's nest after a war.

4

A guy who puts so much gel in his hair, it looks like he’s trying to glue his head to the ceiling.

That guy’s hair looked like it was glued to the ceiling.

He put so much gel in his hair, it was like he had a glue factory in his head.

His hair was so gelled, it had a full-time job.

5

The hair you wake up with, but you're too lazy to fix it, so you just say 'meh' and go with it.

I woke up with hair like a raccoon had a party in my head.

My hair was a mess, but I said 'meh' and went to work.

I looked like I had been dragged through a hedge and didn’t care.