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When a man’s hair won’t cooperate and he looks like a failed experiment.

My hair won’t stay up and I look like a raccoon that got hit by a car.

I tried to do a fade and now I look like a burnt sponge cake.

I tried to make a cool hairstyle and it turned into a hair disaster.

When a guy’s hair won’t behave and he loses his cool.

My hair looked like a chicken exploded on my head.

I tried to do a high fade and now I look like a failed science project.

I tried to look cool and now I look like a confused hedgehog.

When a man’s hair is so bad it might as well be a crime.

My hair looks like it was attacked by a wild animal.

I tried to do a beard and now my hair looks like a dead raccoon.

I tried to look like a gangster and now I look like a confused goat.

When a guy’s hair won’t work and he’s too proud to admit it.

I tried to look like a rockstar and now I look like a confused squirrel.

My hair looked like it had a fight with a comb and lost.

I tried to do a cool look and now I look like a burnt pizza.

When a man’s hair is so bad it might as well be a punishment.

I tried to look like a movie star and now I look like a confused flamingo.

My hair looked like it was stepped on by a donkey.

I tried to do a smooth look and now I look like a burnt pancake.

When a guy’s hair is so bad it might as well be a horror movie.

My hair looked like it was chopped by a chainsaw.

I tried to look cool and now I look like a confused zombie.

I tried to do a fade and now I look like a burnt donut.