Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a bald-faced, hairy-assed, foul-mouthed mess

My cousin's ex called me this after I told her she had a hairy ass.

My mom said this to my dad after he walked in with a beer and a hairy ass.

My dog called my brother this after he stole his treat.

2

when the man's cum is deep enough to mix with the woman's cum like a messy, hot soup

My friend said that after he had sex with his girlfriend and couldn't stop laughing.

My brother told me that after he had sex with his crush and felt like a beast.

My mom said that after she saw my dad with a woman at the mall.

3

when two guys get so hairy, it's like a hair fight in a shower

My friend said that after he saw two guys at the gym fighting with hair.

My sister said that after she saw two guys at the mall with hair all over.

My dog said that after he saw two guys fighting at the park.

4

stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your butt, and stuff that grows on your mom

My dad said that after he saw my mom with hair on her butt.

My brother said that after he saw my dog with hair on his butt.

My mom said that after she saw my dad with hair on his balls.

5

a hairy beast that lives on your head and hates you with a passion

My sister said that after she tried to cut her hair and it came back.

My friend said that after he tried to dye his hair and it turned green.

My mom said that after she tried to use hair product and it exploded.

6

a bunch of hair on your body that looks like it came from a messy laundry room

My dad said that after he saw me with hair all over my body.

My friend said that after he saw his brother with hair on his legs.

My mom said that after she saw my brother with hair on his arms.

7

the only place even the dirtiest porn stars and hookers will ever let you cum on

My friend said that after he saw a porn star refuse to let him cum on her face.

My brother said that after he saw a hooker refuse to let him cum on her leg.

My mom said that after she saw my dad try to cum on her face and get rejected.