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Screwing your barber while they’re not looking.
I got a trim and a blowjob. That’s hairdultery.
My barber thinks I’m just a regular customer. He’s wrong.
I left a tip and a creampie. That’s love.
Hairdultery
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Having a side hairpiece and a side hustle with your stylist.
I got a new look and a new lover. Both from the same chair.
My stylist’s got a new client. She’s also got a new lover.
I came for a cut, left with a cutie.
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Stealing your hairdresser’s clients and their attention.
I took two clients and my hairdresser’s heart. That’s hairdultery.
I got a discount and a date. My hairdresser’s got a divorce.
I left with a new style and a new lover. My hairdresser’s left with a new problem.