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A fancy little car that rich people drive to look cool, like a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3. It’s the car you wish you could afford.

My cousin drives a Mazda MX5 and thinks he’s James Bond.

I saw a BMW Z3 and wanted to punch the driver.

My neighbor’s kid got a MX5 for his birthday and now he’s a total snob.

A cheap car that people use to mock you with, like an Audi TT. It’s just good enough for them to afford, but not you.

My dad says my car is a hairdresser’s car and I’m a failure.

My friend’s Audi TT is just a joke.

My teacher called my car a hairdresser’s car in front of the whole class.

A tiny car that big, loud guys hate because they think it’s for wimps. It’s like a Mazda Miata or a BMW Z4.

My brother says my car is for wimps.

I saw a guy in a Miata and he looked like he was crying.

My uncle called my car a girl’s car and I almost got in a fight.

A car that only gay guys drive, like an Audi TT. It’s so gay it hurts.

My friend says my car is gay and I’m a failure.

I got called a hairdresser’s car because I drive an Audi TT.

My crush drives a TT and I’m now obsessed.

A car for men who are trying to look cool but are actually just middle-aged and sad, like a Mercedes SLK.

My dad bought a Mercedes SLK and now he thinks he’s young again.

My uncle drives a SLK and acts like he’s in a movie.

My mom says my car is for middle-aged men who are sad.

A tiny, slow car that girls and metro boys drive because they think it looks good, like a Mazda MX5 or a Celica.

My crush drives a Celica and I think he’s cool.

My friend’s MX5 is just a show-off car.

My sister’s car is a hairdresser’s car and it’s totally useless.