Hairdresser Syndrome

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When a hairdresser cracks your neck so hard it feels like a hot dog got run over by a truck and your brain is now a sidewalk.

'I’m gonna fix that mess you had before!' said the hairdresser, and then I got a migraine and a discount.

'You used that old lady? She gave you a haircut like a goat got attacked by a vacuum cleaner!'

'That previous stylist? She gave you a bad haircut. I can fix it. Probably.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a new service provider acts like they’re the best thing since sliced bread, and then they mess up your hair so bad it looks like a raccoon got into a paintball fight.

'Who did your hair before? That guy gave you a bad haircut. I can do it better!' said the new stylist, and I now have a hairdo that looks like a jungle.

'You used that old gardener? He made your garden look like a warzone. I can fix it!'

'Who did your last ad campaign? That one was a disaster. I can make it look like a million bucks!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago