Hairdresser

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A hairdresser is a devil’s sidekick. Some say they're even more evil than the devil himself.

My hairdresser turned my hair into a disaster. I looked like a raccoon that lost a bet.

I got a haircut from a hairdresser and now my head looks like a tornado hit it.

My hairdresser cut my hair so short I could pass for a member of the military.

A hairdresser is a guy who drives a little sports car. If it's red and he's hot, it's even better.

My neighbor drives a red sports car. He’s probably a hairdresser.

That guy in the sports car is a hairdresser. I know it because he’s hot and the car is red.

That hairdresser drives a sports car. I bet he's got a fancy car wash.

A hairdresser car is a cheap car that you hate because it's just expensive enough for your enemy to afford.

My enemy drives that cheap car. It’s the worst.

That car is a hairdresser car. It’s not cheap enough for me.

My enemy bought that car. It's the most annoying thing ever.

That hairdresser from the Parappa game is a guy who turns red when he’s mad. He’s got octopus powers.

That hairdresser from the game turns red when he’s mad. He’s got octopus powers.

I saw that hairdresser from the game. He looked like an angry octopus.

That guy in the game is a hairdresser. He turns red when he’s mad.

A gay hairdresser is the guy who knows all your secrets and makes you spill your guts about your love life.

My gay hairdresser knows all my secrets. He even knows about my ex.

That gay hairdresser spilled my guts to my mom. I'm so embarrassed.

My gay hairdresser knows my love life better than I do.

A hairdresser car is a tiny car that makes insecure guys feel like they're driving a tiny toy.

That tiny car is a hairdresser car. Insecure guys can't handle it.

My dad drives a tiny car. He thinks it's a hairdresser car.

That hairdresser car is so small. It looks like a toy.

A hairdresser dance is when you go wild with your arms like you're cutting hair while drunk.

That guy was doing a hairdresser dance. He looked drunk and crazy.

I saw a hairdresser dance at the bar. It was wild.

That dance looked like a hairdresser was drunk and cutting hair.