Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hairdo that sticks out like a f***ing neon sign screaming for attention.

My cousin’s hairdong looks like he got hit by a mop.

That guy’s hairdong is so big, it has its own zip code.

She walked in with a hairdong so wild, I thought it was a new species.

2

A hairstyle so bad, it’s basically a crime against beauty.

His hairdong is like a f***ing traffic jam on his head.

I saw a guy with a hairdong so bad, it made my dog cry.

That girl’s hairdong is so bad, it deserves a Nobel Prize for stupidity.

3

A hairdo that looks like it was thrown out of a moving van.

Her hairdong looks like it was attacked by a raccoon and a tornado.

He’s got a hairdong so messy, I think it’s alive.

That guy’s hairdong is so chaotic, it’s got a personality.

4

A hairstyle that’s so loud, it could wake up the dead.

Her hairdong is so loud, I heard it from across the street.

That guy’s hairdong is like a f***ing fireworks show on his head.

His hairdong is so loud, it’s got its own Spotify playlist.

5

A hairstyle that looks like it was made by a f***ing toddler with a glue gun.

His hairdong looks like it was glued on by a drunk person.

That girl’s hairdong is like a f***ing abstract painting on her head.

My dog ran away because of his hairdong.

6

A hairstyle that makes you question why people still have hair.

Her hairdong makes me wonder if she ever took a shower.

That guy’s hairdong is so bad, I think it’s a conspiracy.

His hairdong is so weird, it might be a new kind of alien.