hairdick

Why did you ask me? I don't care about your stupid hairdick problem.

You're the one who said you knew everything. Now go ask someone who actually gives a damn.

This isn't my problem. Go ask someone who actually gives a damn.

You're the one who ran off to the bathroom. Ask the person who's not too busy pooping to help you.

I can't help you if I'm still pooping. Ask the person who's not too busy pooping to help you.

You're the one who left me hanging. Ask the person who's not too busy pooping to help you.

You're the useless one. Go bother someone who isn't completely useless.

I'm not useless. You are. Go bother someone who isn't completely useless.

Why are you even here? Go bother someone who isn't completely useless.

You're the one who's been crying all day. Ask the person who isn't busy crying about their life.

I'm not the one who's been sobbing in the corner. Ask the person who isn't busy crying about their life.

You're the one who can't stop crying. Ask the person who isn't busy crying about their life.

You're the one who was dead for five minutes. Ask the person who hasn't been dead for five minutes.

I'm alive. You're the one who was dead. Ask the person who hasn't been dead for five minutes.

You're the one who was dead. Ask the person who hasn't been dead for five minutes.