Haird

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A super rough and scary guy, like a bar full of drunks who think they’re Irish and are ready to punch your face for no reason.

"You call that a punch? I could’ve been a Haird.", after getting kicked out of a bar

"Haird? I’ve seen tougher people than you at my grandma’s funeral.", a guy who got in a fight over a beer

"He’s a Haird. Don’t even think about stealing his fries.", from a kid who got tossed out of the lunch table"

Someone so tough they could take on a whole football team and still have time to yell at you for spilling beer on their shoes.

"You think you’re tough? I’ve seen Hairds at my cousin’s wedding.", after someone tried to start a fight

"That guy is a Haird. He even scared the bartender.", from a kid who hid behind a pillar

"She’s a Haird. She ran over my dog with her car.", a guy who got hit with a bottle"

A guy who looks like he just came out of a trash can and is ready to fight anyone who talks to him.

"He’s a Haird. He fought my dad over a pizza slice.", from a kid who got thrown out of a diner

"That Haird could bench-press a cow.", a guy who got hit with a mop

"She’s a Haird. She screamed so loud, the cops came.", from a kid who was caught eating fries in the library"

A person so rough and tough, they could beat up your entire family and still have time to yell at your dog.

"That guy’s a Haird. He even fought my uncle for my sister’s allowance.", from a kid who got kicked out of a park

"She’s a Haird. She kicked my brother into the pool.", a kid who got in trouble for eating pizza at school

"He’s a Haird. He threw my mom out of the house.", from a kid who got grounded for a month"

A guy who’s so tough, he doesn’t even need a drink to start a fight. He just looks at you and you know you’re in trouble.

"He’s a Haird. He didn’t even need a beer to fight my dad.", from a kid who got tossed out of a bar

"That Haird scared my teacher.", a kid who got in trouble for talking in class

"She’s a Haird. She screamed at my dog for eating my homework.", from a kid who got detention"